Well, more than likely, probably.
Dawn patrol.
Dusk patrol.
Porch patrol.
…and…
…and…
Dock patrol.
Offroad in the Pintlars.
Trainspotting in Glacier.
A heavy walk in the woods.
Playing with my old toys.
The central Missions.
Skipping rocks at Two Medicine.
Training for the marathon.
Celebrating it all with a milkshake.
“The pacific Dinka wisely chose the cow. But others picked, and continue to seek, the mysterious, unnamable, destructive and possibly unattainable What.”
Lolo Peak on Saturday – made the north summit in 2 hours 40 minutes. After spending much of the spring sick -- including a 10-day stretch when I was the sickest I've been since being hospitalized for malaria -- it feels good to feel fine.
Up early to go at it again on Sunday.
Parked at 5800 feet and made it within a few hundred feet of the summit in 2 hours 15 minutes. Waited out snowshowers and fog on St. Mary, then made just two turns in the bowl before traversing out: ice.
One of a twin, who stopped by for a beer on Saturday:
It’s spring, so I thought I would embark on a little home improvement.
Actually, this was less “home improvement” and more “keep the porch from collapsing under a snow load”.
I got a new camera, finally. I’m blown away with what you can get for $118.
Mother’s Day.
Free ice cream at DQ, which mom shared.
One of the better powder days so far this spring.
About 50 people came for our Cinco party, including Sammy.
A nice descent, finally, from the summit of Gash.
Creepy glide avalanches all over.
I feel bad saying this, because I know a bunch of the guys behind this, but I find the Omnibar inedible. At $3 for a 2-ounce bar, well, I guess people out there have more money than I do to spend on trail snacks.
Early starts for spring skiing. It’s now light from 5 a.m. until about 10:15 p.m. Get after it!
Day 61: a run for Murphy.
Day 62: view from Point Six.
Day 63: VO2 maxing on TV Mountain.
Every year we go to the big sale at the Patagonia Outlet in Dillon. Laura has had some good finds in the past but mine were middling until this year, when I snapped up a Simple Guide Jacket for $35. This soft shell has proved to be highly breathable, fully stretchy, light, and surprisingly water resistant. Here it is in heavy snow in the Rattlesnakes back in March:
It quick became a standard piece.
Earlier this winter I picked up a $300 Patagonia Troposphere for $150. This jacket is light, packs well, and is highly waterproof. My only complaint is that moisture condenses lightly inside even during short uses. Here it is in cold, heavy snow in January in the Bitterroot:
Since I got this there have been several same-price jackets on discount that I wonder if I might have been even happier with. In other news from Patagonia, back in the winter I mailed in my four-year-old down jacket with what I hoped would be a warranty claim – the zipper base fell into four pieces. Zippers are the weak point in most light weight jackets, and probably will continue to be as zippers keep losing weight. I braced for the possibility of having to pay for it; Patagonia removed the old zipper in its entirety and put in a brand new one. No charge!
Shiny new zipper:
This winter I finally had to say goodbye to my ancient Mountain Hardware ski pants. I spend literally hundreds of days in these things; they are actually a pre-Laura relic. Unfortunately, some rips (here in the crotch no less!) just can’t be patched (and others, obviously, can):
Also winding up as a rag were my North Face hiking pants. These pants were likely among the best pieces of gear I’ve ever had. They went around the world not once but twice, but in the end were no match for the drawer pulls in our new kitchen:
Relegated to the camera dustbin is my beloved Sony Cyber-shot DSC-WX9. I took more than 15,000 photos with this camera and loved it. Last winter the retracting lends started sticking, then this spring some fuzz got stuck in the camera’s guts in such a position that the camera usually focused on the fuzz and nothing else, then two weeks ago both problems occurred simultaneously. For now I’m using the two cameras previously too broken to use but apparently not broken enough to throw away. I thought about getting Laura to take a picture of me using a semi-broken camera to take a picture of my really broken camera but it seemed a tad dramatic.
Last but not least, REI is about to get a visit from me so I can return this hulking piece of stinking garbage, the Yakima Frontloader roof-mount bike rack. Though this rack successfully transported my bike for thousands of miles, neither mine nor any of ours ever fit in it right. While it’s designed to hold almost every bike ever built, it holds none of them well; Laura and I would often watch through the sunroof as it shook around, secure but not snug. It failed in spectacular fashion just off the Montana side of Monida Pass in an event which required a tidy insurance claim from Allstate. Here’s the last known picture of it before it did something that left the baby covered in broken glass:
(Little Wildhorse Canyon)
Last Friday I left work early, pedaled home, and helped Laura load the Avalon. By 3 we were on the road; by 8 we were in the Hampton Inn in Idaho Falls. The next morning we gassed up in IF, beered up in Pocatello, and by 11 am dropped off Malad Summit, hit the bump in the highway, and started seeing SPEED LIMIT 80 signs. We were in Utah.
(Camp at Fisher Towers)
I lived in Utah for 13 years, which by no means made be a native, though my four-year term as the state’s travel writer helped. Although I had great affection for Utah, in truth the state started to wear on me, and my departure was not without mixed feelings. Last week’s return was the first time I had really taken a hard look at Utah since I left in 2002. What’s that about never returning home again?
(Camp at the Needles district of Canyonlands National Park -- probably the nicest national park campground I've been to)
Our 10 days in Utah after a 12 year absence showed the state to be as beautiful, magical, and stupid as ever. After several years in Montana, Utah’s mountains are less grand but more striking in their juxtapositions.
(The narrows of Onion Creek)
The city (i.e., the 100-mile north-south sprawl of the Wasatch Front) is both grittier and flashier than I remembered. Moab is nuttier, which means the empty spaces around it are quieter. It’s still possible to roll through the San Rafael Swell in twilight and pitch two tents wherever the sand allows – but it’s no longer possible to do the same in most of Grand County. (As an aside, we found that proper campgrounds usually filled before noon -- Montana this was not.) You can just pull up and hike Little Wildhorse Canyon, one of the world’s great wonders, whenever you want, though now the 5 miles to the trailhead is paved and there are two overflow parking lots in addition to the main trailhead parking.
(Alone in big landscapes at Arches National Park)
(Little Wildhorse Canyon)
And the daffy controversies are still there: the second weekend of our visit coincided with the LDS Church’s twice-yearly general conference; highlights included the story of a group of women wanting to attend a men-only priesthood meeting (church officials told them to stop creating dissent) and one of the church’s top apostles accusing other religions of creating contemporary, comforting, head-patting gods who ask little or nothing of their flock. "Talk about man creating God in his own image," apostle Jeffrey Holland said; can I assume he was oblivious to the irony of his statement?
(If this is Spring Break in southern Utah, then that must be snow)
Moab started to look less like what I thought Moab should look like and more like Pigeon Forge in 2001, when a developer built a scenic gondola at the north entrance to town. The gondola never ran because the county would not give the developer a business license; lines of visitors waiting to board the gondola would certainly not add to Moab’s charm, but in a way the remains of the ride which still greet motorists signal better what the city has become.
(Goblin Valley)
If you really were hoping on the gondola ride, take heart: just past it are zip lines, Hummer tours, ATV tours, skydiving, scenic flights, breweries, art galleries, and taco trucks. Jim Stiles used to pen zany cartoons of a Moab populated by ersatz tourists, locals, and developers, each of them crawling over the other to get at a piece of desert cliff. Thumbing through a copy of the Canyon Country Zephyr while gassing up in Moab or standing in line at the CityMarket, I felt he was penning a vision of the city I would never see. Turns out he was merely prescient, not delusional.
(Camping wild on the edge of the San Rafael Swell)
"Moab, thou art my washpot”, noted Edward Abbey, quoting some version of the Bible he found. The full verse adds: “over Edom will I cast out my shoe; over Philistia will I triumph.”
(Going big at Lindsey Gardens; I lived across the street during and after college)
